Reposted Doing car things. I really resent owning a car. I miss having a comprehensive national public transport system. They work. Gr... on werd.io by Ben Werdmüller

Doing car things. I really resent owning a car. I miss having a comprehensive national public transport system. They work. Grumble grumble.

I hate cars but for a slightly different reason. I just find them so neeslessly complicated and prone to numerous failures without ridiculous of amounts of maintenance.

Reposted kirstendoodles:dragon-in-a-fez:ladypalerider:neversarcastic:Dear necromancers, why would you... on nerdy-trans-girl.tumblr.com by MtF-Yeah

kirstendoodles:

dragon-in-a-fez:

ladypalerider:

neversarcastic:

Dear necromancers, why would you bother summoning human corpses when dinosaurs are an option

there is an entire movie series dedicated to explaining why we do not reanimate dinosaurs

are you suggesting necromancers were behind jurassic park

Normally I don’t reblog things like this… but……. :’D

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Reposted jcatgrl:copperbadge:persinetteinthetower:moriartythetease:So what happens if two people who have... on cravatfiend.tumblr.com by Restless Thoughts

jcatgrl:

copperbadge:

persinetteinthetower:

moriartythetease:

So what happens if two people who have promised their firstborn to separate witches have a child together? Do they both just pop up in the nursery and have a custody battle?

I need a book about a little girl whose parents had promised their firstborn to different witches and the only way that both ends of the deal were fulfilled was for them to have joint custody of the child.

I love it!

And then the witches, forced to share a cottage while raising their joint stolen child, fall in love…

#more witch-centric lesbian fairytale rom-coms#….a sentence I never thought I’d type

Somebody make this!

D&D 5th Edition Cleric Domain: Travel

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D&D 5th Edition Cleric Domain: Construction

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D&D 5th Edition Cleric Domain: Destruction

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